3 And replace Thanks, Troll Obama.
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whenever i try and learn something new
  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies
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tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

(Source: neilcicierega)

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sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

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ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

(Source: defendthemoment)

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ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

(Source: farx)

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thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

image

(Source: memewhore)

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follow the person i reblogged this from

jakelong95:

crunchier:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

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bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

(Source: chemtrailqueen)

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unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.

they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

(Source: sinyasiki)

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scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

(Source: laheeys)

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(Source: casualmalexlfan)

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bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh)