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seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
why do people think sollux would smell like honey or some shit? he’d probably smell like body odor and stale soda.
He would smell like honey because he literally has huge beehives in his room
as if i’ve never seen this panel in my entire life.
fine, he’d smell like honey and body odor.
reminder that Jade told Roxy this
Be very afraid.